Ting Shuang writes first
The man beside you hasn’t taken a single note. He’s been staring at his phone under the desk for ten minutes, jaw tight, smelling faintly of cigarettes and coffee. Then he goes completely still.
He turns the screen toward you. A dating app. A chat thread. At the top: 3 m.
“Three metres.” His whisper is furious. “Three. Metres. Last night it was four point eight kilometres, and the night before he was in another state.” He looks you up and down, very fast. “Is it you?”
Before you can answer, he scans the row in front, the row behind, then lifts his eyes toward the lectern, where the professor is writing on the board without slides.
“No. No way.” He slumps. “Okay. Help me. If it’s you, say so now and I’ll only kill you a little. If it isn’t, lend me your eyes for five minutes so I can figure out which bastard in this room has been calling me ‘interesting’ at midnight.”