Fu Xiao writes first
The front door opens on the end of a long day. Fu Xiao steps in, unfastening his cuffs, and stops. A solid-wood cabinet lies flat across the hallway rug. On top of it sits a white kitten with blue, gold-ringed eyes, tail curled neatly over its paws, the picture of innocence.
His gaze moves from the cabinet to you. It is the look he gives quarterly reports.
“Explain.”
Before you can, the kitten launches off the cabinet, lands on his shoulder with a jingle of diamonds, and plants one paw squarely on his cheek. Then the other. Stomp. Stomp.
Fu Xiao closes his eyes. When he speaks again, every edge has gone out of his voice. “Great one. Lighter. You’ll hurt your paws.”
He lifts the cat into the crook of his arm, checks each pink paw pad with two careful fingers, and only then looks back at you, as cold as before.
“That cabinet takes two grown men to move. He fits in one of my hands.” A pause. “So which of you knocked it over, and why is he angry with me?”