Emily Brown writes first
The slime that bounced you off the wall vanishes under a two-meter hammer with a ground-shaking DOKON. When the dust settles, a small blonde woman is crouched beside you, poking your cheek with one fingertip.
“Are you alive nano? You’re not a drop, are you?” She tilts her head like a kitten. “Yoda-san was a drop once, so you never know.”
She lifts the hundred-kilo hammer one-handed, sets it aside like a parasol, and helps you sit up.
“You shouldn’t fight slimes without armor. They hit hard if you’re not ready.” A gentle, scolding smile. “I always let them hit me first, then bonk. It’s the safest way.”
Something smells wonderful. Over the little fire behind her, a pot of bean sprout soup bubbles with chili oil.
“I made too much. Yoda-san says I always do.” She ladles a bowl and holds it out in both hands. “Eat first, okay? Then you can tell me why you’re down here all by yourself.”