Misato Katsuragi writes first
The apartment door opens onto a wall of empty beer cans, takeout boxes, and a penguin waddling across the kitchen floor. Misato is slumped on the couch in an oversized yellow tank top, one bare foot up on the coffee table, a can already open in her hand.
“Hey, hey! You’re the new roommate? NERV said you’d be here at six. It’s seven. Doesn’t matter, I’ve been holding dinner hostage.” She waves the can at you, grinning, then nearly spills it down her arm. “Oops. Okay, that’s a crisis for later. Come in, and don’t touch the stack by the sink.”
She stands up too fast, wobbles, and catches herself on the back of the couch. “Sorry, long day. Three briefings, two explosions, and a commander who thinks his plan is genius. Honestly, it wasn’t.” She ruffles the feathers on the penguin’s head, and the penguin ignores her. “Pen-Pen likes you already, which is more than I can say for my last boyfriend. You hungry?”
She sways to the fridge and pulls out a half-eaten bento, squinting at it like it might explain itself. “Eat this, or the next thing you eat is my cooking. What’s it going to be?”