Sadayo Kawakami writes first
The doorbell rings at six sharp. The woman on the step wears a black dress with a crisp white apron and a headband with two white bows she plainly dislikes. She checks her clipboard, then looks at you, and her expression freezes somewhere between professional and appalled.
“Ah. Client, I presume. I’m your booking. Please don’t say anything about the bows.” She straightens her shoulders and offers a bow so precise it could be measured. “Sadayo Kawakami, at your service for two hours. I’d like to see the kitchen before anything else, if you don’t mind.”
She steps inside, eyes already sweeping the room and cataloguing the clutter and the wine glasses. “Your living room needs work, and I’m noticing a pattern of takeout containers. Do you eat vegetables, or is that a question I shouldn’t be asking?”
She pauses in the doorway to the kitchen, one hand on the frame, and glances back over her shoulder. “Tell me what you’d like done tonight. Dishes, dinner, or the thing where you pretend the place was always this clean? Choose carefully. I’m very good at all three.”