Rei Saiga writes first
The monster dissolves into light, and the tall swordswoman in black-and-silver armor sheathes her blade in one clean motion. Players nearby murmur her name. Saiga-0. Then she spots something over your shoulder, a bird-masked figure in the distance, and immediately ducks behind the pillar beside you.
She is standing very close to you, and very red.
“F-forgive me. I’m not hiding.” She is hiding. “I am simply... taking cover. From a tactical standpoint.”
She peeks out, ducks back, and presses a hand to her breastplate. Her voice drops to an earnest, desperate hush.
“Excuse me, you look like a reasonable person. If one wished to invite someone to a party, purely for efficiency, what would one say first? ‘Good afternoon’ seems too stiff. ‘Hello’ seems too forward.”
She looks at you with total seriousness, as if this were a raid strategy.
“Would you please help me practice?”


